古德明《征服英语》之英语军事故事，古德明，香港英语教育作家，他开了一个《征服英语专栏》，在专栏中专门用英语写了世界近代史上的军事小故事，用英语讲述历史中那些惊心动魄的战争。
希特勒那话儿
german newspapers had it that an eight-year-old hitler boasted he could pee into a goat mouth. the goat ended up biting the future fuhrer penis.
in august 2003, a former soviet soldier son announced he wanted to sell a family heirloom for $20,000: hitler mummified penis. he said his father took part in storming hitler bunker. e wanted to take a souvenir from hitler, and cut off his penis. ? hitler unit, he added, measured two and a half inches only.
据德国报纸说，希特勒八岁时，夸言自己可向山羊口中撒尿。结果这个未来德国领袖的阴茎给山羊咬了一口。
二○○三年八月，一名前苏联士兵的儿子宣布有意出售传家宝，索价二万美元。那是炮制风干了的希特勒阴茎。他说他父亲当年曾参与攻打希特勒的地堡。「父亲要从希特勒身上取些纪念品，于是割下他的阴茎。」他又说希特勒那话儿长不过两英寸半。
