Serena：Hey.
Dan：Hey. Hey, am I early or...
Serena：No. No, I, uh, I'm just running late. Come in. Um... Excuse me while I go slip into something less comfortable.
Dan：Sure, sure.
Serena：Talk to me while I change?
Dan：I will.
Serena：Okay.
Dan：Say, it's a nice place, that you and 800 other people have got here.
Serena: Yeah, the identical surroundings do make you crazy after a little while. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a secret government experiment.
Dan：Most government experiments don't have plasma TVs or maid services. Just something I've noticed.
Lily：Dan. Does Serena know you're here?
Dan：Yeah, of course.Yeah, she let me in. At least, I hope that was her. She's about yea tall and very blonde?
Lily：It makes jokes. Cute.
Dan：Big shopping day?
Lily：I had a lot on my mind. So where are you taking my daughter tonight?
Dan：I... I don't know. I thought maybe we'd do a walking tour of new york underground,visit my friends.The mole people. They're great, except they only ever eat leftovers.I'm sorry. I don't know why I just said any of that. I have-I have this thing,this nervous tic Where I never stop speaking. Like, ever. In fact, when I was a little boy, my mom used to say there was never a word I met that I didn't like. You know what else I like? Your daughter. I really like your daughter.I... Wow.
Lily：You're not wearing that with that, are you?
Serena：Uh, mom...
Lily：Here. Wait. Take this.
Serena：Oh, thank you. Hey, um, where's Eric? I thought he was gonna be home by now.
Lily：Oh, he was too tired to come home tonight.
Serena：Mom.
Lily：Later.
Serena：Come on. Let's go.
Lily：Home by 1:00. Bonus points for 12:45.
Serena：Oh, my god, a vespa! I can't believe it! I love vespas! Oh my gosh. You don't understand. I spent one of my favorite
summers riding all around Italy on one of these.How did you know? My mom won't let me learn to drive 'cause she says that's what drivers are for but really Dan. This is amazing. Really. Come on.Where are the helmets?
Driver：Mr. Humphrey.
Serena：Is he - is he ours?
Dan：Yeah.
Serena：Okay, great.
Gossip girl：Spotted on the steps of the palace: Cinderella stepping onto a pumpkin instead of her carriage. Lucky for lonely boy,there's more than one fable filling our in-box.
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Blair：It's not bad.
Maid：I will take that for you, yes?
Blair：Jenny! Oh, I'm so glad you could make it.
Gossip girl：Here's an inside tip, little J: The faster you rise, the harder you fall. Hope that hello kitty sleeping bag doubles as a parachute.
Woman: Let the games begin.
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Dan：How's the braised quail?
Waiter：Very good, sir.[page]分页标题[/page]
Dan：Mm. Okay. And the, uh, the lay-pin?
Waiter：Lah-pan. It's delightful.
Dan：Okay, what is that again?
Waiter：Rabbit, sir.
Dan：Oh well. I won't be having that. Um, how about chicken? You can't go wrong with chicken.
Waiter：Yes, sir.
Dan：Thank you.
Waiter：Miss?
Serena：Uh, I'll have the lobster bisque and muscovy duck, please. Thank you.
Waiter：Merci, mademoiselle.
Dan：I can't believe the waiter forgot me. I was just here the other day. Yeah I come here for the crowd. You wanna play "mistress or second wife"? Because it's harder than it looks. Believe me. So is her face.
Serena：Uh, will you excuse me? I uh... I'm gonna go to the restroom to freshen up a little.
Dan：Yeah, of course, of course. I think the bathrooms are--
Serena：Uh, don't worry.I'll find them.
Dan：Oh, excuse me, sir. Uh, how much is that duck she just ordered?
Waiter：$78, sir
Dan：Okay, right. Thank you. Um, you know what? Can you just cancel my main dish and I'll just have the appetizer as the main?
Waiter：Of course, sir.
Dan：Thank you. Thank you. Merci.
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Blair：Too Beyonce? Too mary-kate. Too Hannah Montana. Wow. Even I'm impressed.
Jenny：Um, I don't know. I mean, don't really... feel right.
Blair：Well, as my mother always says "fashion knows not of comfort." All that matters is the face you show the world and your face looks like it's going to a Bat Mitzvah. But before we continue the renovation... Martini.
Jenny：Oh, no thanks. I don't like vodka.
Blair：Oh, that's nice because this is gin, as it should be.It's a party, Jenny. Either swallow that or swipe your metrocard back home. It's up to you. All right, people. Who's ready for a game of "truth or dare"?
Jenny：Oh, I love "truth or dare." Once I had to eat an entire bag of marshmallows.
Blair：That's nice, little Humphrey. But, um, that's not how we play.
Jenny：Well, how do you play? I think I'll go truth.
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Man：Hello? Hello?
Rufus：What am I, a teenager?
Man：Hello?
Rufus：Yeah hey, I must have the wrong number.
Man：Did you just call a second ago?
Rufus：Sorry about that but I'm pretty sure this is the right number.
Man：Who are you trying to reach?
Rufus：Is Alison Humphrey there?
Man：Hold on a second. She just got out of the shower. Al? It's for you. Who's calling?
Rufus：Rufus humphrey. Who is this?
Man：Alexander Bancroft. Just her-just... I'm a friend.
Rufus：So am i, it seems.
Alison：I'm here. I'm here. Hello?
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Dan：Thank you.
Serena：Are you sure you didn't want any of my dinner? You entraé was so small.
Dan：No no. It was amazing. I didn't realize fish could be creamed.[page]分页标题[/page]
Waiter: Would you like to see the dessert menu?
Serena：Oh no, thank you. I think we're fine.
Waiter: Sure you don't want dessert?
Serena：Yeah.
Dan：Okay, well then we'll just get the check, please.
Serena：Actually I already took care of that earlier.
Dan：What?
Waiter: Mm-hmm.
Serena：Yeah, I just charged it on my mom's card. It's not a big deal. Don't worry about it.
Dan：You know, I can pay. It's not like I don't have the money.
Serena：Yeah, I'm sure you do. You just shouldn't have to spend it here.
Dan：I don't understand. Did I do something wrong?
Serena：No. Look, I wanted a date with you. Just not the date you thought I wanted. It's fine.
Dan：All right, all right.Well then... If it's a real Dan Humphrey date that you want,then it's a real Dan Humphrey date that you're gonna get.Let's go.
Serena：Really?
Dan：Yes. Mademoiselle.
Gossip Girl：Spotted fleeing dessert: S and lonely boy，lighter than air and heading downtown.
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Woman：It wasn't easy getting the entire uniform, but... Done and done. What's the doorman wearing?
Blair：Don't you worry about that, little J. Just drink up. You're lagging behind.
Jenny：Oh, my phone.
Blair：S.O.S. Still in prison. Is that Eric van der Woodsen? I thought he went home for the weekend.
Jenny：Guess it didn't happen.
Blair：Is, why don't you take the girls to Visconti? Meet you there in an hour? Let's ramp this up, shall we? Truth or dare? Oh and you already used your truth.
Jenny：So... Dare?
Blair：I dare you to jailbreak Eric.
Jenny：Blair.
Blair：It's perfect. You want in and he wants out. What's it gonna be? Do or die, little J?
Gossip Girl：Spotlight on little J now put to the test by one queen B. Will J take the bait and turn from Brady to Britney or will her goody two-shoes mind-set turn into the night's biggest buzz kill?
Jenny：Let's do it.
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Jenny：Surprise.
Erica：Jenny, hey.What are you doing here?
Jenny：Your S.O.S. was heard and answered. Come on, we're breaking you out.
Erica：Wait, how... wait, what do you mean "we"?
Blair： Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem. It starts with a capital rx.
Doctor：What drugs have you been taking?
Blair：Mm, caffeine. Nicotine. Ketamine. G.H.B. P.C.P. L.S.D. Diazepam. Lorazepam. All the pams, really. You know, I don't discriminate.
Doctor：Apparently not. Code yellow, floor six. Why don't you wait right here? I'll get a doctor.
Blair：And I'd love a cappuccino. Come on, let's go. I heard you were bored and figured I owed you one.
Eric：Yeah, try 50.
Blair：Okay, come on. Get a move on. Come on.
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Lily：Hello? What? How did this happen? He was with who? Young, blonde and beautiful. Yep, that's his sister.I'll find them. Thank you. Ah, of course.
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Joe：Ooh! And another one.
Dan：Sorry, Joe. That's game. Uh, that's 75 bucks.I think that pays for your duck.
Serena：That it does. Thank you.
Dan：So what now?
Serena：You play me.
Dan：You?
Serena：Yeah, unless you're afraid to lose.
Dan：I think the only thing being lost in this game would be your dignity.
Serena：Oh, really?
Dan：Yes.
Serena：You think so?
Dan：I think so.
Serena：Well, then rack 'em up. I'll buy us a soundtrack.
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Rufus：This better not be my wife.
Lily：Rufus, do you always answer the phone like that?
Rufus：Lily?
Lily：Listen, I need your son's cell phone number. It's an emergency.
Rufus：A real emergency or a Lily emergency?
Lily：Eric is missing.
Rufus：Missing? From where?
Lily：From...His-his room here...At the hotel. I'm trying to get in touch with him but he's not answering his phone. I think he's with serena.
Rufus：Did you try her?
Lily：She left her phone here. Your son's cell number-That's all I need.
Rufus：They're on a date, lil. If they picked Eric up along the way,I bet they're having fun.
Lily：I have a situation here.
Rufus：A situation? Your son is with your daughter and my kid. I trust them. Why don't you?
Lily：Rufus.
Rufus：Good-bye, Lily. Always a pleasure.
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