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UPS delivery man英语成人笑话

2010-08-17joke

UPS delivery man英语成人笑话
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UPS delivery man

I was getting ready for a garage sale one summer day. Since it was so hot and humid out, I decided to stay inside my air-conditioned house and mark the special stickers I had bought for the sale.

I would stick several of them on my blouse, run outside, stick them on the appropriate items and rush back inside. I did this until every item was labeled.

Later that day a UPS man came by the house with a delivery. I noticed that as I was signing for the package, he was looking at me strangely.

It was only after he left that I noticed there was one sticker still attached to the front of my blouse. It read "Make me an offer."


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