My mother doesn't look like that

　　我妈妈不是那样子的

　　While doing renovations in our house, one of the workmen paused to look at a flattering photo of me wearing makeup and a fancy gown. I heard him let out a low whistle and ask my son, Joshua, "Who's that?” That’s my mom," Joshua answered. "Wow," the man said, "my mother doesn't look like that." "Yeah," my son said, "well, neither does mine."

　　在给我们家房子做翻新的时候，一个工人停下手中的活来看我的一张盛装照片，照片中的我化了妆，穿着名贵的晚礼服。 我听到他小声地吹了一声口哨，然后问我的儿子Joshua，“那人是谁？”“那是我妈”，Joshua回答。“哇”，那男人说，“我妈可不是这样子的”。“可不”，我儿子说，“呃，我妈也不是那样子的。”

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