Every Mother's Child Is Handsome

Every Mother's Child Is Handsome(插图)

    

孩子是自己的好

　　Three Catholic women and an old Jewish lady were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".

　　The second woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'".

　　The third woman says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'".

　　As the little old Jewish lady sips her coffee in silence, the first three give her a subtle "Well...?"look.

　　So she says: "My son is 6'5; he has broad, square shoulders and is very muscular; he's terribly handsome. He has beautiful hair, dresses very well and always smells wonderful. Whenever he walks into a room, women say 'Oh, my God!'

　　三个信奉天主教的妇女和一个犹太老妇人在一起喝咖啡。第一个妇女对她的朋友们说，“我儿子是一个牧师。每当他走进房间，人们总是称呼他神父”。

　　第二个妇女唧唧喳喳地说：“我的儿子是一名主教。每当他走进房间时，人们都尊称他大人”。

　　第三个妇女说：“我的儿子是一名红衣主教。每当他走进房间时，人们都恭敬地称他阁下”。

　　这时那位身材瘦小的犹太老妇人默默地喝着她的咖啡，那三个妇女一起用微妙的眼神看着她，意思是：“你儿子呢？” 

　　于是她说，“我儿子身高六英尺五英寸，肩膀宽阔，肌肉发达，他长得非常英俊。他的头发很漂亮，衣着讲究，而且身上总是散发着一股令人心旷神怡的芳香。每当他走进房间时，女人们都会说，“哦，我的上帝呀！”

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