2010-08-07joke
孩子是自己的好
Three Catholic women and an old Jewish lady were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".
The second woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'".
The third woman says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'".
As the little old Jewish lady sips her coffee in silence, the first three give her a subtle "Well...?"look.
So she says: "My son is 6'5; he has broad, square shoulders and is very muscular; he's terribly handsome. He has beautiful hair, dresses very well and always smells wonderful. Whenever he walks into a room, women say 'Oh, my God!'
三个信奉天主教的妇女和一个犹太老妇人在一起喝咖啡。第一个妇女对她的朋友们说，“我儿子是一个牧师。每当他走进房间，人们总是称呼他神父”。
第二个妇女唧唧喳喳地说：“我的儿子是一名主教。每当他走进房间时，人们都尊称他大人”。
第三个妇女说：“我的儿子是一名红衣主教。每当他走进房间时，人们都恭敬地称他阁下”。
这时那位身材瘦小的犹太老妇人默默地喝着她的咖啡，那三个妇女一起用微妙的眼神看着她，意思是：“你儿子呢？”
于是她说，“我儿子身高六英尺五英寸，肩膀宽阔，肌肉发达，他长得非常英俊。他的头发很漂亮，衣着讲究，而且身上总是散发着一股令人心旷神怡的芳香。每当他走进房间时，女人们都会说，“哦，我的上帝呀！”
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