a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn`t want.
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
to be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. and not try to understand her at all.
married men live longer than single men. but married men are a lot more willing to die.
any married man should forget his mistakes. there`s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. women somehow deteriorate during the night.
a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn`t. a man marries a woman expecting that she won`t change and she does.
a woman has the last word in any argument. anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
there are two times when a man doesn`t understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.
if a man talks dirty to a woman it`s sexual harassment if a woman talks dirty to a man it`s nine dollars a minute
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